🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕
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🖤 Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor 🐄☕

$10
$12
Color:White
In stock! Usually ships within 24 hours.

Start your day with a laugh! This hilarious cow-themed coffee mug features a grumpy, wide-eyed cow with an attitude, munching on grass while unapologetically embracing "selective hearing." The bold statement "I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected" makes this cup the perfect mix of sarcasm, humor, and personality!

✅ High-Quality 11oz Ceramic Mug – Built to last with a premium glossy finish, vibrant design, and a sturdy, easy-to-hold handle.
✅ Perfect for Coffee, Tea & Hot Chocolate – Enjoy your favorite drinks while letting the world know that selective hearing is a real skill.
✅ A Unique & Funny Gift Idea – Whether for a coworker, friend, family member, or someone who loves cows, this mug is guaranteed to bring smiles.
✅ Great for Any Occasion – Birthdays, Christmas, office secret Santa, or just because – this quirky mug is a conversation starter!
✅ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Practical and durable, this cup is made for everyday use without fading or peeling.

🎁 The Perfect Mug for Those Who Love to Keep Things Lighthearted! Whether you’re shopping for a cow lover, an office buddy with a great sense of humor, or someone who just enjoys funny mugs, this novelty coffee cup is a must-have. Order yours today and make someone's day! 🚀
PRODUCT DETALIS
  • Material: High-quality ceramic
  • Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
  • Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
  • Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in the microwave and dishwasher, making them convenient for everyday use
  • Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
  • Customisation: Each mug is made to order, so we can customize it with any text, design, or photo you choose, making it a unique and personalised gift for yourself or a loved one.
Shipping Information

Our online store operates 24/7, and we ship orders Monday through Friday, with the exception of public holidays. To ensure the highest quality, please allow 1-2 business days for production, as each mug is made to order just for you. Once your mug is ready, we'll swiftly ship it out to your doorstep. All our orders are delivered by reliable couriers. Typically, within 1-2 business days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi – we can't wait for you to enjoy our unique creations!

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We're your destination for unique gifts and personalized products, designed to make every moment memorable.

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