Funny Cow Mug – "Don’t Moo Me" – Hilarious 11oz Coffee Cup – Perfect Gift for Coffee Lovers & Sarcastic Mornings
Funny Cow Mug – Don’t Moo Me, white mug
Funny Cow Mug – Don’t Moo Me, white mug with turquoise handle and inside
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Funny Cow Mug – Don’t Moo Me, white mug with orange handle and inside
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Funny Cow Mug – Don’t Moo Me, white mug with red handle and inside
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Funny Cow Mug – "Don’t Moo Me" – Hilarious 11oz Coffee Cup – Perfect Gift for Coffee Lovers & Sarcastic Mornings

4.9 from 362 store reviews
$15.96
$19.95
Color:White
In stock – made to order

Not Before Coffee… Seriously.

Mornings can be ruff, or should we say… moo-dy! If you're someone who needs caffeine before conversations, this mug is made for you! Featuring a tired, sleep-deprived cow clutching a much-needed coffee, with the phrase "Don’t Moo Me," this funny coffee cup is perfect for those who run on caffeine and sarcasm. Whether you’re at work, home, or just avoiding people, let this mug do the talking!

✅ Premium 11oz Ceramic Mug – Glossy finish with high-quality, long-lasting print.
✅ Perfect for Coffee, Tea & Hot Chocolate – Because caffeine makes everything better.
✅ The Ultimate Gift for Coffee Addicts & Sarcastic Souls – Great for coworkers, friends, family, and coffee-loving farm fans.
✅ Great for Home & Office – A funny desk mug or kitchen favorite that makes a statement.
✅ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe – Built for daily use without fading or peeling.

🎁 For Those Who Function on Coffee! Whether it’s for yourself or a friend who doesn’t do mornings, this novelty cow mug is guaranteed to bring smiles (once the coffee kicks in). Order now and start your day the right way! 🚀

Product details
  • Material: High-quality ceramic
  • Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
  • Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
  • Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off

Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in both the microwave and dishwasher. However, for the best long-term print quality and durability, we recommend hand washing.

  • Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
  • Customisation: Each mug is made to order, so we can customise it with any text, design, or photo you choose, making it a unique and personalised gift for yourself or a loved one.

Shipping Information

Our online store is open 24/7. Every item is personalised and made to order just for you, so please allow 1–3 working days for production (Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays). Once your order is ready, we send it NZ-wide with NZ Post Courier (overnight service) – most urban addresses receive it the next working day, and rural addresses may take up to 3 working days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi – we can't wait for you to enjoy our unique creations!

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We're your destination for unique gifts and personalised products, designed to make every moment memorable.

Reviews

What our customers say

4.9

362 reviews of Awesome Kiwi products, 94% gave 5 stars
Customer photo of their This Awesome Mum Belongs To Mug

The mug is perfect and came so quickly, looking for an excuse to buy something else off this site.

Carol Foote · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: This Awesome Mum Belongs To Mug
Customer photo of their Personalised Princess Kids Cup

Very cute cups

Very cute cups. Bought them for the grandchildren for Xmas. I'm sure they will love them!

Vicki B · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Personalised Princess Kids Cup
Customer photo of their Personalised Daddysaurus Mug

Awesome

Loved the personalised mug. Super easy to order and came so fast (within 3 days). Was well packaged and had a bonus treat inside which was so thoughtful. Thank you!

Nicole · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Personalised Daddysaurus Mug
Customer photo of their Ballerina Princess

Just fabulous!

Got three, one each for the grandkids. They look awesome. The mugs are really good quality and the images/names exactly as I requested. Arrived about 4 days from when I ordered them so that is excellent service. Full marks to Awesome Kiwi!

Lesley Brown · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Ballerina Princess
Customer photo of their Dad with children

Father’s Day mug

Absolutely loved the mug -everyone was intrigued by it and loved the concept. Good quality & very meaningful. Thank you!

✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Dad with children

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