πŸ–€ Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor πŸ„β˜•
Funny Cow Mug – I Have Selective Hearing, white mug
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πŸ–€ Funny Cow Mug – "I Have Selective Hearing" – Sarcastic 11oz Coffee Cup – Quirky Gift for Cow Lovers & Office Humor πŸ„β˜•

4.9 from 363 store reviews
$21.95
Color:White-Yellow
In stock – made to order

Start your day with a laugh! This hilarious cow-themed coffee mug features a grumpy, wide-eyed cow with an attitude, munching on grass while unapologetically embracing "selective hearing." The bold statement "I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected" makes this cup the perfect mix of sarcasm, humor, and personality!

βœ… High-Quality 11oz Ceramic Mug – Built to last with a premium glossy finish, vibrant design, and a sturdy, easy-to-hold handle.
βœ… Perfect for Coffee, Tea & Hot Chocolate – Enjoy your favorite drinks while letting the world know that selective hearing is a real skill.
βœ… A Unique & Funny Gift Idea – Whether for a coworker, friend, family member, or someone who loves cows, this mug is guaranteed to bring smiles.
βœ… Great for Any Occasion – Birthdays, Christmas, office secret Santa, or just because – this quirky mug is a conversation starter!
βœ… Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Practical and durable, this cup is made for everyday use without fading or peeling.

🎁 The Perfect Mug for Those Who Love to Keep Things Lighthearted! Whether you’re shopping for a cow lover, an office buddy with a great sense of humor, or someone who just enjoys funny mugs, this novelty coffee cup is a must-have. Order yours today and make someone's day! πŸš€

Product details
  • Material: High-quality ceramic
  • Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
  • Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
  • Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off

Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in both the microwave and dishwasher. However, for the best long-term print quality and durability, we recommend hand washing.

  • Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
  • Customisation: Each mug is made to order with the text, design or photo you choose, so it becomes a personal gift for yourself or someone you love.

Shipping Information

Our online store is open 24/7. Every item is personalised and made to order just for you, so please allow 1–3 working days for production (Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays). Once your order is ready, we send it NZ-wide with NZ Post Courier (overnight service) – most urban addresses receive it the next working day, and rural addresses may take up to 3 working days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi.

Christmas: order by Wed 16 Dec (rural Mon 14 Dec) for delivery before Christmas.

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We make personalised mugs, kids drink bottles and plush toys to order, so every gift carries a name or photo that means something.

Reviews

What our customers say

4.9

363 reviews of Awesome Kiwi products, 94% gave 5 stars
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The mug is perfect and came so quickly, looking for an excuse to buy something else off this site.

Carol Foote Β· βœ“ Verified buyer
Bought: This Awesome Mum Belongs To Mug
Customer photo of their Personalised Ballerina Girl Kids Mug

Just fabulous!

Got three, one each for the grandkids. They look awesome. The mugs are really good quality and the images/names exactly as I requested. Arrived about 4 days from when I ordered them so that is excellent service. Full marks to Awesome Kiwi!

Lesley Brown Β· βœ“ Verified buyer
Bought: Personalised Ballerina Girl Kids Mug
Customer photo of their Personalised Daddysaurus Mug

Awesome

Loved the personalised mug. Super easy to order and came so fast (within 3 days). Was well packaged and had a bonus treat inside which was so thoughtful. Thank you!

Nicole Β· βœ“ Verified buyer
Bought: Personalised Daddysaurus Mug
Customer photo of their Dad with children

Father’s Day mug

Absolutely loved the mug -everyone was intrigued by it and loved the concept. Good quality & very meaningful. Thank you!

βœ“ Verified buyer
Bought: Dad with children

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Meet the family

We’re Andrijana, Sara and Nenad, a small family business making personalised gifts right here in Auckland. We think the best gifts are the ones that mean something, and that’s what we make. Gifts that feel personal, because they are.

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