Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
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Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift

4.9 from 363 store reviews
$19.95
Color:White
In stock – made to order

Add a bold dose of nurse humour to your favourite healthcare worker’s day with this hilarious 11oz Funny Nurse Mug, featuring the cheeky phrase: “I Will Stab You” — complete with syringe and bandage graphics. Perfect for nurses with a sharp sense of humour, this novelty nurse coffee cup is sure to get a laugh in any break room, nurse station, or hospital setting.

Made from high-quality ceramic, this mug is dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe, making it both practical and funny. Whether you’re shopping for Nurses Week, a birthday gift, Christmas present, or just looking for a unique way to show appreciation, this funny nurse gift is the perfect choice.

This playful design is ideal for nurses, phlebotomists, or any medical professional who handles needles daily — because if they’re going to stab someone, they might as well do it with a smile (and a coffee in hand)!

Features:

  • Premium 11oz ceramic mug with bold, high-quality print
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Comfortable handle for easy grip
  • Perfect gift for nurses, phlebotomists, and healthcare workers
  • Suitable for hot and cold drinks
  • Optional personalisation available (add a name for extra fun)

Perfect for:

  • Funny Nurse Gifts
  • Nurse Appreciation Gifts
  • Personalised Nurse Mugs
  • Gifts for Phlebotomists
  • Birthday Gifts for Nurses
  • Christmas Gifts for Nurses
  • Healthcare Worker Appreciation Gifts

Product details
  • Material: High-quality ceramic
  • Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
  • Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
  • Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off

Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in both the microwave and dishwasher. However, for the best long-term print quality and durability, we recommend hand washing.

  • Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
  • Customisation: Each mug is made to order with the text, design or photo you choose, so it becomes a personal gift for yourself or someone you love.

Shipping Information

Our online store is open 24/7. Every item is personalised and made to order just for you, so please allow 1–3 working days for production (Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays). Once your order is ready, we send it NZ-wide with NZ Post Courier (overnight service) – most urban addresses receive it the next working day, and rural addresses may take up to 3 working days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi.

Christmas: order by Wed 16 Dec (rural Mon 14 Dec) for delivery before Christmas.

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We make personalised mugs, kids drink bottles and plush toys to order, so every gift carries a name or photo that means something.

Reviews

What our customers say

4.9

363 reviews of Awesome Kiwi products, 94% gave 5 stars
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The mug is perfect and came so quickly, looking for an excuse to buy something else off this site.

Carol Foote · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: This Awesome Mum Belongs To Mug
Customer photo of their Personalised Ballerina Girl Kids Mug

Just fabulous!

Got three, one each for the grandkids. They look awesome. The mugs are really good quality and the images/names exactly as I requested. Arrived about 4 days from when I ordered them so that is excellent service. Full marks to Awesome Kiwi!

Lesley Brown · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Personalised Ballerina Girl Kids Mug
Customer photo of their Personalised Daddysaurus Mug

Awesome

Loved the personalised mug. Super easy to order and came so fast (within 3 days). Was well packaged and had a bonus treat inside which was so thoughtful. Thank you!

Nicole · ✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Personalised Daddysaurus Mug
Customer photo of their Dad with children

Father’s Day mug

Absolutely loved the mug -everyone was intrigued by it and loved the concept. Good quality & very meaningful. Thank you!

✓ Verified buyer
Bought: Dad with children

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We’re Andrijana, Sara and Nenad, a small family business making personalised gifts right here in Auckland. We think the best gifts are the ones that mean something, and that’s what we make. Gifts that feel personal, because they are.

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