Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift
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Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift

$15.96
$19.95
Color:White
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Add a bold dose of nurse humour to your favourite healthcare worker’s day with this hilarious 11oz Funny Nurse Mug, featuring the cheeky phrase: “I Will Stab You” — complete with syringe and bandage graphics. Perfect for nurses with a sharp sense of humour, this novelty nurse coffee cup is sure to get a laugh in any break room, nurse station, or hospital setting.

Made from high-quality ceramic, this mug is dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe, making it both practical and funny. Whether you’re shopping for Nurses Week, a birthday gift, Christmas present, or just looking for a unique way to show appreciation, this funny nurse gift is the perfect choice.

This playful design is ideal for nurses, phlebotomists, or any medical professional who handles needles daily — because if they’re going to stab someone, they might as well do it with a smile (and a coffee in hand)!

Features:

  • Premium 11oz ceramic mug with bold, high-quality print
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Comfortable handle for easy grip
  • Perfect gift for nurses, phlebotomists, and healthcare workers
  • Suitable for hot and cold drinks
  • Optional personalisation available (add a name for extra fun)

Perfect for:

  • Funny Nurse Gifts
  • Nurse Appreciation Gifts
  • Personalised Nurse Mugs
  • Gifts for Phlebotomists
  • Birthday Gifts for Nurses
  • Christmas Gifts for Nurses
  • Healthcare Worker Appreciation Gifts
PRODUCT DETALIS
  • Material: High-quality ceramic
  • Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
  • Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
  • Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in the microwave and dishwasher, making them convenient for everyday use
  • Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
  • Customisation: Each mug is made to order, so we can customize it with any text, design, or photo you choose, making it a unique and personalised gift for yourself or a loved one.
Shipping Information

Our online store operates 24/7, and we ship orders Monday through Friday, with the exception of public holidays. To ensure the highest quality, please allow 1-2 business days for production, as each mug is made to order just for you. Once your mug is ready, we'll swiftly ship it out to your doorstep. All our orders are delivered by reliable couriers. Typically, within 1-2 business days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi – we can't wait for you to enjoy our unique creations!

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We're your destination for unique gifts and personalized products, designed to make every moment memorable.

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