Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift

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Funny Nurse Mug - 11oz Personalised Coffee Cup - I Will Stab You - Humorous Nurse Gift - Syringe Nurse Appreciation Mug - Novelty Healthcare Worker Gift

Sale price: $18.36
List price: $22.95

Color:White-Turquoise

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Add a bold dose of nurse humour to your favourite healthcare worker’s day with this hilarious 11oz Funny Nurse Mug, featuring the cheeky phrase: “I Will Stab You” — complete with syringe and bandage graphics. Perfect for nurses with a sharp sense of humour, this novelty nurse coffee cup is sure to get a laugh in any break room, nurse station, or hospital setting.

Made from high-quality ceramic, this mug is dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe, making it both practical and funny. Whether you’re shopping for Nurses Week, a birthday gift, Christmas present, or just looking for a unique way to show appreciation, this funny nurse gift is the perfect choice.

This playful design is ideal for nurses, phlebotomists, or any medical professional who handles needles daily — because if they’re going to stab someone, they might as well do it with a smile (and a coffee in hand)!

Features:

Premium 11oz ceramic mug with bold, high-quality print
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Comfortable handle for easy grip
Perfect gift for nurses, phlebotomists, and healthcare workers
Suitable for hot and cold drinks
Optional personalisation available (add a name for extra fun)

Perfect for:

Funny Nurse Gifts
Nurse Appreciation Gifts
Personalised Nurse Mugs
Gifts for Phlebotomists
Birthday Gifts for Nurses
Christmas Gifts for Nurses
Healthcare Worker Appreciation Gifts

PRODUCT DETALIS

Material: High-quality ceramic
Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off
Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in the microwave and dishwasher, making them convenient for everyday use
Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
Customisation: Each mug is made to order, so we can customize it with any text, design, or photo you choose, making it a unique and personalised gift for yourself or a loved one.

Shipping Information

Our online store operates 24/7, and we ship orders Monday through Friday, with the exception of public holidays. To ensure the highest quality, please allow 1-2 business days for production, as each mug is made to order just for you. Once your mug is ready, we'll swiftly ship it out to your doorstep. All our orders are delivered by reliable couriers. Typically, within 1-2 business days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi – we can't wait for you to enjoy our unique creations!

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We're your destination for unique gifts and personalized products, designed to make every moment memorable.

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thank you i absolutely love it and i know that whom i bought it for will love it too its beautiful and looks stunning very happy customer will buy again thanks

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Thankyou AK great service & delivery so fast & all perfectly named & decorated well done !

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Really happy with the bottles, they look great.

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