Selective Hearing Funny Cat Mug – Grumpy & Hilarious Gift for Cat Lovers

Color:White-Green
In stock – made to order

Start your day with a cup of coffee and a side of sarcasm! This "I Have Selective Hearing – I’m Sorry You Were Not Selected" mug is made for those who appreciate humor, caffeine, and a little grumpy personality. Featuring a hilariously unimpressed cat, this novelty coffee mug is perfect for anyone who prefers their mornings with minimal conversation and maximum coffee.

☕ Why You’ll Love This Mug:
✔️ Premium-Quality Ceramic: Crafted for durability, this high-quality mug is designed to last and keep your drinks warm.
✔️ Vibrant, Fade-Resistant Print: The grumpy cat illustration and witty text are professionally printed, ensuring they won’t fade, peel, or crack over time.
✔️ Microwave & Dishwasher Safe: Designed for convenience, this mug is safe to use in the microwave and easy to clean in the dishwasher.
✔️ Comfortable, Ergonomic Handle: Features a large, easy-to-hold C-handle, perfect for those groggy mornings.
✔️ Generous Capacity: Standard 11oz size, ideal for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or any favorite beverage.

🎁 The Ultimate Gift for:
✅ Cat lovers who enjoy a little feline-inspired sarcasm
✅ Coffee, tea, and hot cocoa enthusiasts who aren’t morning people
✅ Coworkers, friends, and family members who always have a witty comeback
✅ Birthdays, holidays, Secret Santa, or just because gifts

💡 Why This Mug Stands Out?
This funny cat mug is not just another coffee cup—it's a statement piece for those who love dry humor and appreciate a good laugh. Whether you're gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this mug guarantees smiles and chuckles with every sip.

Don’t miss out on the purr-fect blend of sarcasm and coffee! Order yours today and make every coffee break a little more fun. ☕😼

Product details

  • Material: High-quality ceramic
  • Size: 11 oz (325 ml)
  • Dimensions: 3.74" (9.5 cm) tall, 3.15" (8 cm) diameter
  • Printing: Both sides are printed with high-quality inks that won't fade or scratch off

Microwave and dishwasher safe: Our mugs are safe for use in both the microwave and dishwasher. However, for the best long-term print quality and durability, we recommend hand washing.

  • Packaging: Our mugs are carefully packed to ensure safe delivery, with additional cushioning provided to protect against any damage during shipping
  • Customisation: Each mug is made to order with the text, design or photo you choose, so it becomes a personal gift for yourself or someone you love.

Shipping Information

Our online store is open 24/7. Every item is personalised and made to order just for you, so please allow 1–3 working days for production (Monday to Friday, excluding public holidays). Once your order is ready, we send it NZ-wide with NZ Post Courier (overnight service) – most urban addresses receive it the next working day, and rural addresses may take up to 3 working days. Thank you for choosing Awesome Kiwi.

Christmas: order by Wed 16 Dec (rural Mon 14 Dec) for delivery before Christmas.

About Us

Welcome to Awesome Kiwi LTD, a family-owned business in Auckland, New Zealand. We make personalised mugs, kids drink bottles and plush toys to order, so every gift carries a name or photo that means something.

Reviews

What our customers say

4.9

363 reviews of Awesome Kiwi products, 94% gave 5 stars
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The mug is perfect and came so quickly, looking for an excuse to buy something else off this site.

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Bought: This Awesome Mum Belongs To Mug
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Just fabulous!

Got three, one each for the grandkids. They look awesome. The mugs are really good quality and the images/names exactly as I requested. Arrived about 4 days from when I ordered them so that is excellent service. Full marks to Awesome Kiwi!

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Bought: Personalised Ballerina Girl Kids Mug
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Awesome

Loved the personalised mug. Super easy to order and came so fast (within 3 days). Was well packaged and had a bonus treat inside which was so thoughtful. Thank you!

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Bought: Personalised Daddysaurus Mug
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Father’s Day mug

Absolutely loved the mug -everyone was intrigued by it and loved the concept. Good quality & very meaningful. Thank you!

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Bought: Dad with children

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